spike76's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SSBM: The Knee]

Woah!

It's like, a spike, only better! I love it! Falcon is my favorite character besides Samus, and now it's contested.

The best part is how you jump off the edge toward certain death, just to knee your opponent in the face. Gold.

[MssDynamitevsTerriSchiavo]

Hilarious

Add one point for each question you answer with "yes:"

1. Did you find this cartoon insensitive?
2. Did you vote for George W. Bush in 2004?
3. Do you go to church? (+1 extra if you're Christian, esp. Catholic)

If you scored three or more points, just leap out the nearest window. If you're on the first story, unlace your shoes and use the ceiling fan. And don't leave a big mess wherever you die, it's insensitive. Just be sure to get the job done.

Entertaining in a sadistic manner as usual, sirk.

[Dad's Home]

Hot Tamale!

Quite possibly the funniest Flash cartoon I have seen in my many years of recreational internet use. This ordinary husband, father, and white-collar paper-pusher is given all the powers of Jesus for no reason, and without hesitation proceeds to waste them. Satirical yet unpredictable. Kurt Vonnegut with ADD. I laughed till I peed, sent it to my dad, then he laughed till he peed I hear, and my mom don't like me no more, and my sister hates most all kinds of humor. But, to me, this is a true blessing. It got bookmarked.
You, sir, should be PROUD of yourself. I am inspired and amused.

[The Freelancer's Life]

Good one

Not exactly a well-made Flash Movie, but I can relate. I'm going to go drink Wild Turkey and Sapporo until I can't stand up anymore. PerfectChristian, if that's what you really are, I'm sure your life is nothing but thrills and spills. What wouldn't us freelancers give to spend Sunday sitting in church instead of doing such things as DRINKING?

robototron responds:

HAHAHAHAHA! Nice.

[Team Laser Explosion]

Hilarious

I was doing curls while watching this. By the "To the Skies" part I dropped my weight on my foot. The best Weebl and bob yet.

[Miko Miko NURSE!]

I guess this is funny . . .

I guess this is funny if you don't understand it. This is 'miko miko masu,' and the 'hai' means 'yes,' not 'hello.'

Can't say if it's good or bad. No animation by you here really, so . . . it's technically not your movie.

Dwedit responds:

Miko Miko Nasu actually.
Nasu == eggplant.

[Dear Negative,]

That was really awful.

No entertainment at all. Just a few pictures tweened for a few seconds. Only things you drew were the 'tears' which looked like blue vomit.

psychojester responds:

umm so? does every thing have to be full of loads of animation?
the point was the emotion... (keke)

[The Random Revolution I]

Cool!

I like random things.

The Matrix-esque scene was the best, and the Mcdonald's gags were funny, but on a basic level. The first was very cool and somewhat meaningless, and the overall styles were attractive.

[stickfight]

Excellent work

How did you create this? Did you use a simple bunch of cylinders? I've tried to do it with lathes, but fitting them together is very difficult. The way the outlines show up on them, you'd think it was a ton rounded-bevel extrusions. Did you make very short, frequent tweens for such precise moves? Whatever the case, good work.

xeroe responds:

hahahaha damn swift3d everyones like wow i cant beleive swift can do that! well, it cant! that is a boned 3d model, like only plasma can do

[Cutethulhu]

It was great!

You've got anime talent! Where do you find voice actors that can do those? This, in a sense, is better done than Genryu's blade, because it's not all tweened . . . Well i liked it, in short.

But one thing . . .
MARCH 15th IS MY BIRTHDAY! AGGHH! Did you pick it because it ws the Ides of March, or was it random?