All 12 game Reviews

The Impossible Quiz The Impossible Quiz

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I spent probably about 5 hours, but I solved it. There should be a guestbook or something for the winners. And the second quiz is even harder, it seems.

Vorlon Wars Vorlon Wars

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I liked it.

Granted, it was simple and a lot of people are giving you hell for that. I'd say more work could have been put into it but it's not any less fun to play. Keep whacking away at Flash!

What's Her Bra Size?:Quiz What's Her Bra Size?:Quiz

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


And now, for no reason...
I distribute the answers (and you all suck who use them):

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Alloy: Arena Alloy: Arena

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not so good as people say

I know, I disagree with everyone. The controls on this game are pretty abominable. Graphics and sound aren't what matter, and the replay value isn't bad, but these controls . . . ugh. Let me say: pressing "a" to jump is not a bad idea. But, when you have left the up and down arrow keys to do nothing, there's a problem. They could aim the gun, or switch weapon. The lack of control explanation will not be present in the final version, I'm sure. The enemies are easy to defeat (since they freeze when shot at and only come from two directions) but at best kept me on my toes. You must have spent some good time working on this, but know that it's not as good as it can be. I give it three stars.

PsychoGoldfish responds:

Ok.. Fist off, this isnt done.. Secondly. There are Moves already assigned to the Up and down arrow Keys,with more to come.
and Third.. there are tips how those moves work in there Loading Screen...

For a so-called L337 action-scripter such as yourself, you seem to have trouble reading print...


Crimson Warfare Crimson Warfare

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


One of the best put-together games I've ever seen. Great sound, and interface, can't think of a better play structure. Custom games could have more options (number of buildings, units etc.), but this is really professional material. Greater screen size might have helped, too.

If you're still working on another version, I'd like to lend a hand. Extensive experience in Swift3D, general Flash 5/MX/04, and Goldwave sound editing. Mastery of actionscript with experimental and practical purposes. Might be able to find voice actors (i.e. for radio trasmissions). My profile includes a few games (which are, for the most part, unimpressive), but I'll send a portfolio if you'd like.

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Felinicide Felinicide

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


The music got annoying, though, and there could have been a little more structure to the scoring system.

'J_Dawg945,' as sophisticated and well-informed as he appears, should probably try to calm down.

::gunny bunny:: ::gunny bunny::

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


How did you integrate 3d with flash scripting? That's swift 3d, right? Please IM me:

AIM = spikeyspike76
Yahoo = spikeyspike76

Waste the bitch-WRIT REVS Waste the bitch-WRIT REVS

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


It's only a preview, and I loathe "just previews," but it is well done. Maybe the guy should aim a little faster
it'd take too long in a real game, and you'd die fast

Everyday Tutorial Everyday Tutorial

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


Bad spelling, bad music, bad graphics, bad setup. Newgrounds really isn't for tutorials, but if it were, I'd tell you to submit something good for a change.

Bladesweep responds:

Screw you man! without the tutorials on newgrounds there wouldnt be half as many movies and games as there are now !!

Bat And Mouse Bat And Mouse

Rated 4 / 5 stars


Actually It's not all that easy, because you allowed the bat to become faster than the mouse. You gotta put in something like
ratio for speed here
}else{speed=maximum, like 6
Also, nothing comedic with the Benny Hill theme can be wrong. I liked the style, gameplay (you must know some trig for this eh?), and simple drawings, small filesize too.