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[Rats on Cocaine - Ep # 2]

Zounds!

Where do you get those trippy sounds!?

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

i makes 'em

[Rats on Cocaine - Ep # 8]

Woah

I haven't been near a bong in months, but I felt stoned when I watched this.

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

i'm smokable

[The Freelancer's Life]

Good one

Not exactly a well-made Flash Movie, but I can relate. I'm going to go drink Wild Turkey and Sapporo until I can't stand up anymore. PerfectChristian, if that's what you really are, I'm sure your life is nothing but thrills and spills. What wouldn't us freelancers give to spend Sunday sitting in church instead of doing such things as DRINKING?

robototron responds:

HAHAHAHAHA! Nice.

[Miko Miko NURSE!]

I guess this is funny . . .

I guess this is funny if you don't understand it. This is 'miko miko masu,' and the 'hai' means 'yes,' not 'hello.'

Can't say if it's good or bad. No animation by you here really, so . . . it's technically not your movie.

Dwedit responds:

Miko Miko Nasu actually.
Nasu == eggplant.

[Dear Negative,]

That was really awful.

No entertainment at all. Just a few pictures tweened for a few seconds. Only things you drew were the 'tears' which looked like blue vomit.

psychojester responds:

umm so? does every thing have to be full of loads of animation?
the point was the emotion... (keke)

[stickfight]

Excellent work

How did you create this? Did you use a simple bunch of cylinders? I've tried to do it with lathes, but fitting them together is very difficult. The way the outlines show up on them, you'd think it was a ton rounded-bevel extrusions. Did you make very short, frequent tweens for such precise moves? Whatever the case, good work.

xeroe responds:

hahahaha damn swift3d everyones like wow i cant beleive swift can do that! well, it cant! that is a boned 3d model, like only plasma can do

[demonclock vs. pimpclock2]

Not that good...

You! erpherman, you shouldn't vote all 10's just because it's a clock movie. Honestly, do you think the voices rival Genryu's Blade? If so, give sound a 10! There's just some tweened around, but decent, line art, what else could be done? If you insist on using clocks, this could have been done in 3d, and the backgrounds were subpar. The guns just appear in the things' hands, and the muzzle flashes and blood stains were just dots. No humor detected, but that's okay, if it's supposed to be action. The clocks? Not original at all, and overall presentation was pretty ugly, so I give style a 1. The effort put into this, considering its length and amount of different drawings, would get a 3 from me, but it depends how much content you got from others.

headharvest responds:

that is a piece of shit establishment review, you make me crazy

[Clockclock's "Sig"]

Not bad

This is the only clock movie I've ever seen that doesn't suck. Seriously, name three...

Koalaclock responds:

1. Sonne
2. Void II
3. Josh Bedn Megamix ( http://www.joshbedn.com )

[Excited timmy]

Wicked

Weird indeed. Crayon drawings were cool. Vile little Timmy!

mr-wheatley responds:

Yay!